We Are All Frogs

The reason why I am standing here in this muddy old field is because.....

I am a frog

And I like mud

I'm a frog

And I like mud

I'm a frog

And I like mud

And I like the rain and I like the snow

I like gallons of water and soggy clothes

But chiefly....

I like mud

Cos I'm a frog

I like mud

cos I'm frog

I like mud

Cos I'm a frog

And it is my considered opinion that the reason why you are all here in this muddy old field is because.....

You are frogs

And You like mud

You are frogs

And You like mud

You are frogs

And You like mud

But dont tell the neighbours

In case they get us locked away

Yes, the men in the white coats will come

And drag us down the garden path

And stick us in their white van

And take us to the funny farm

As we yell at them

From behind

Oi mister dont you know..........

We are frogs

And we like mud

We are frogs

And we like mud

We are frogs

And we like mud

We are frogs

And we like mud

We are frogs

And we like mud

We are frogs

And we like mud

We are frogs

And we like mud

We are frogs

And we like mud

We are frogs

And we like mud

We are frogs

And we like mud